TIL Many haunted houses have been investigated and found to contain high levels of carbon monoxide or other poisons, which can cause hallucinations. The carbon monoxide theory explains why haunted houses are mostly older houses, which are more likely to contain aging and defective appliances.

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correlation is not causation, ghosts are drawn to poison and weakened minds

Babe come to the kitchen I made your favourite meal (oil fire)

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

We Stan this San Diego Man

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Some recent gems:

And of course there’s

#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

captured 🐛

[guy who doesnt do literally anything voice] there just aint enough hours in the day to get everything done that needs to be done am i right

also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor

I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”

ITS NOW COMING OUT THAT ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE HAS LIKE A DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF SOME SCENES???

Gonna make me crazy

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Found this twt w a list of more differences

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the baby has one parent's little face marking thing and the other's coat because they're a little horse family the world is a beautiful place

every fictional character is bisexual unless they aren’t bisexual. this is what I believe in